Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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