no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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