Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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