so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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