I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
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