just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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