Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
