i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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