Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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