i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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