Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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