My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
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