You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
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