i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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