I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
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