my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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