Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Even my vagina gasped.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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