I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
Randomize
