I want to stick my p in your. b.
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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