So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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