things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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