Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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