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It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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