What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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