HIV tests are more positive than that guy
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
I got her a Nickelback box set.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
Randomize
