Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
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