Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
I think my nap took me to another dimension
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
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