That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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