If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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