Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
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