Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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