i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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