She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
Who did Billy Mays play for?
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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