I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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