is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
Randomize
