U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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