Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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