How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
Fuck appropriateness.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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