when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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