just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
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