Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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