She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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