I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
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