If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
Randomize
