she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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