I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
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