i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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