the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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