I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
you didnt know i had herpes?
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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