id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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